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The 10 Commandments of Love

Want to STAY in your current relationship? Then heed the 10 Commandments of Love below! 🙂

  1. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me.
  2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back.
  3. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.
  4. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too damn weird.
  5. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.
  6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if thou knowest what’s good for thee.
  7. Thou shalt not steal from my wallet/purse while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards, nor make long-distance calls from my telephone.
  8. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.
  9. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor’s house.
  10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Squeeze, nor son or daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW.

Thoughts? Please share them in the Comments section of this post.



  1. Having a break from reading the Super Affilate Handbook (Printed Off) that Rosalind wrote; I have to come to conclude behind that loving warm smile is not just a heart of gold, but God being very supportive… granting success to you, and your readers. (Eh! Smile, It’s good to talk. ) From my website!! When you smile, it is a good sign of happiness. Yes! we all needed to be reminded of those Commandments of all those thousand years ago… evenly put with a slight variation but the principle is still the same. They still apply today.

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