A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she will have sex with him for the first … [Read more...]
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In this section you will find jokes, love song lyrics and all the stuff that doesn't have anywhere else to live. :-)
9 Things NOT to Say on a Date
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There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date. Nice outfit. Is that a Genie bra? I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 … [Read more...]
Personal Ads: Acronyms Least Used
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Here is another list of acronyms similar to our Personal Ad Decoder. UYFSOMWPOV Ugly Yet Financially Secure Older Male With Plenty Of Viagra RCGWJWTW Rich … [Read more...]
Snappy Comebacks to Pick-up Lines
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If you've ever been at a loss for a snappy comeback to a pickup line, here are a few ideas! Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." … [Read more...]
The 10 Commandments of Love
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Want to STAY in your current relationship? Then heed the 10 Commandments of Love below! :-) I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me. Thou shalt not take the name of … [Read more...]
10 Reasons Cyber Dating is Better
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Here are 10 reasons that cyber dating is better than dating in the real world... If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. Bathing, dressing, … [Read more...]
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