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5 Pointers for Perfect Opening Lines

Guy walks into a bar. Sits down next to a pretty girl and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

“Here,” he says. “For you.”

“No, thanks,” she says. “I don’t smoke.”

“That’s okay—these aren’t cigarettes.”

He pulls out a red silk thong.

“I’d love to see you in this,” he says with a wink. He drops the thong, with his name and number attached, on the bar and walks to the jukebox.

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