This Christmas may I have at least one really nice date. May his car have clean seats and glass in all the windows May he not be more than three hours late May his left eye match the one on the … [Read more...]

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In … [Read more...]

Here’s a collection of really bad pick lines. Enjoy! (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.” All those curves, … [Read more...]