If you’ve ever been at a loss for a snappy comeback to a pickup line, here are a few ideas!
- Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” - Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” - The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked girl to dance and she refused:
Man: “Want to dance?” - Woman: “No, thank you.”
Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.” - Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.” - Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “Female impersonator.” - And here’s one including the correct snappy return.
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.” - A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60’s approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, “Where have you been all my life?”
She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.” - A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?”
My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.”
Got any ideas for snappy comeback lines? Share them with us!
Cheers,
Ros
Speak Your Mind