I had some fun with a Dear John letter generator (it could also generate a “Dear Jane” letter) the other day.
After selecting from a list of pre-filled form topics, it generated this letter for “Mary”.
Dear John,
I’m terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this felt better than talking to you in person because I am a wuss like that.. This note will be the last memory you’ll ever have of me, I really don’t care for you anymore, thats the way it is.. Don’t let it get you all upset inside, I always liked your friend more. It is because of your history of lying problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You’d be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you stuff your face all day long while watching t.v. on the bed. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.
I’m glad this is done and we’re going separate directions for good. I think you’ll find someone to have a decent conversation with a person of the opposite gender. And hopefully We’ll be at opposite ends of the country.
See ya later,Mary
Try it for yourself at http://www.dearjohn.com/
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