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First Date Disaster

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she will have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy a 3 pack, 10 pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door.”Oh I’m so excited for you to meet my parents! Please come in!”

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minute pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head still down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were so religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”

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