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59 Bad PickUp Lines

Here’s a collection of really bad pick lines. Enjoy!

  1. (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
  2. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  3. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here.
  4. Are you religious? You’re the answer to my prayers.
  5. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  6. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  8. Can you give me directions…to your heart?
  9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  10. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
  11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  12. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  13. Do you know how to use a whip?
  14. Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
  15. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  16. Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.
  17. Don’t be so picky….I wasn’t!
  18. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
  19. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
  20. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  21. I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.
  22. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  23. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  24. I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.
  25. I want to call your mother and thank her.
  26. I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.
  27. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  28. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  29. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
  30. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I’ll still make your bed rock.
  31. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  32. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
  33. Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  34. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
  35. Mind if I talk to you until it’s safe down there where I farted?
  36. My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
  37. My name is [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.
  38. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
  39. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  40. That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
  41. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
  42. Those must be space pants, ’cause your butt is out of this world!
  43. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
  44. What do you like for breakfast?
  45. When God said, “Let there be woman,” he created you.
  46. Without my glasses, you couldn’t pass for a female.
  47. Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
  48. You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
  49. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
  50. You look a lot like my future wife.
  51. You look just like Joan Rivers.
  52. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  53. You sure have a great looking tooth.
  54. You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
  55. Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
  56. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
  57. Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  58. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  59. Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

Comments

  1. transferpod says:

    Bad PickUp Lines? really but when I read it, It’s funny!!! That if somebody would say one those lines I will be laugh.

    The lines you have listed makes me laugh while I’m reading it.
    I gonna bookmark this site and came back to see if you posted another article that I can enjoy to read.

  2. Bad PickUp Lines? really but when I read it, It’s funny!!! That if somebody would say one those lines I will be laugh.

    The lines you have listed makes me laugh while I’m reading it, just like when I’am about to listened in my music on my ipod transfer to pc.
    I gonna bookmark this site and came back to see if you posted another article that I can enjoy to read.

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